Thursday, February 10, 2011

Weird Dreams and A Sock Ninja

Day 19 of my cycle. Sixteen birth control pills down, eight to go. That's about all in this infertiles world right now.  If that's all you're interested in, I recommend not reading the rest of this post. But if you're in for some good old-fashioned hilarity, read on.

I had some weird dreams last night.  Most I can't remember, but a few of their details linger enough to make me wonder what I had eaten before bed to make such strangeness materialize in my subconscious.  One particular dream that happened after the "sock ninja" incident, which I'll inform you of next, was that I delivered my twins at the hospital and we were being discharged and DH came to pick us up in a Prius. He had "surprised" me by trading in our Pilot (eight passengers) for a Prius (four passengers) after I delivered twins bringing our total family members to six. Needless to say, I was irate in the dream, but still woke up happy because I had a dream about my babies!!  I can't wait for them. March 19th cannot come soon enough, I say.

So, while the dreams were strange, my real life sleep actions last night were definitely stranger. I woke up around 4 a.m. and realized I was clutching onto a tube of chap stick in one hand and one of DH's socks in the other.  How random is that?!  Bear in mind, I went to sleep with neither.  What's even funnier is that DH was missing a sock when he woke up! WTF? Did I strip him of his sock in the middle of the night?  Where did the chap stick come from? Am I sleep walking? As my good friend Kara brought up, am I talking while I'm carrying on these strange antics?  I need some sleep surveillance at the very least.

I'm so Raoul Duke sometimes...


  1. LMAO!! That was too funny! Do you usually do things like that? Maybe it's hormonally related. I can't wait to see what you do when you start the "hard" drugs. LOL! ;)

  2. LOL i do odd things in my sleep as well :D hahaha, sometimes i wish for a video of it, but if it turned out as a paranormal activity i would cry LOL:D

  3. Hahahaha I needed a laugh Aub!! That is freaking funny!!

  4. Lisa, no I usually don't carry on like that at night. I don't know what got into me last night but I'm a little anxious to see what happens tonight! :D

    Marly - you're right about the paranormal stuff, probably best NOT to know what goes on!

    You're welcome Trav! Stop by anytime for a laugh!